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KILL TONY #417 - RUSSELL PETERS + ADAM RAY

2019-11-27

Quentin Thomas

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Watch Quentin Thomas's Kill Tony episode 417 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.32 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.35 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.32 punch density·0.20 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So I do a thing I think a lot of guys do during sex,

which is you feel like you're about to come.

You start imagining weird shit to distract yourself

if you don't come so quick.

But sometimes it doesn't work,

so I just end up coming thinking of weird shit.

You guys have no idea how many times I've come

to that Toys R Us draft giving birth.

It's a lot.

[Bit 2]

So I don't know if you guys know this, but Jewish people,

Jewish people actually don't believe in hell.

They believe that just from earth you go right up to heaven,

which I think begs the question, is earth Jewish hell?

Kind of make a lot of sense, right?

[Bit 3]

I think it's a fair thing to say that throughout history,

black people and Jewish people have been oppressed

like about the same.

But black people have the spirit like black lives matter,

We're Jewish people are like,

"We're just trying to get through this."

It's okay, I, can I finish?

- Yeah, go ahead.

[Bit 4]

- It's okay, I can tell those jokes,

'cause I look Jewish, so.

All right, guys, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setup- So I do a thing I think a lot of guys do during sex,

setupwhich is you feel like you're about to come.

setupYou start imagining weird shit to distract yourself

setupif you don't come so quick.

setupBut sometimes it doesn't work,

setupso I just end up coming thinking of weird shit.

punchlineYou guys have no idea how many times I've come

punchlineto that Toys R Us draft giving birth.

tagIt's a lot.