Emilio Figaroa

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Watch Emilio Figaroa's Kill Tony episode 492 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.14 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Hey, guys, first off, I'm not Hawaiian.

I'm just a fat Mexican.

[Bit 2]

I was recently told I look like

the Mexican Benjamin Franklin.

Franklin. So I guess that means I belong on the hundred peso bill. Yeah I didn't

discover electricity but I discovered elote.

[Bit 3]

Mexicans drink their Coca-Cola warm

because they're afraid of ice.

[Bit 4]

Hey, you guys know who always gets laid on the first date?

Necrophiliacs.

But they don't need game or finesse,

they don't need a wine and dine,

but they do need a shovel.

Imagine if there's like a gay night graffiti on it.

Like first off, that's one picky motherfucker.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupHey, guys, first off, I'm not Hawaiian.

punchlineI'm just a fat Mexican.