Tristan Bowling

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Watch Tristan Bowling's Kill Tony episode 492 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.92 punch density, 2.67 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.92 punch density·2.67 tag density

Kill Tony, how we doing, huh?

Yeah!

[Bit 1]

Two fun facts about me, two fun facts.

One, I've never been in a fight.

You get it, you know?

I'm not like a fuck you say, Tabby Guy.

Never been in a fight.

Two, I've never sucked a dick.

Less believable, I know that.

For a fact, I know.

I look like I got knee pads in the car,

just in case I need to like,

slide into first position.

No, but I've never been in a fight.

Never sucked a dick.

But if one happens, I'm doing the other a self-defense.

You know what I mean? You know?

What would stop a fight more?

Like, some dude's coming out of a TGI Friday,

he's like, "Yeah, me and my friends are gonna fuck you up!"

And you're sitting there, you're like, "Oh, yeah!"

"I'm gonna suck your dicks!"

Thank you.

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setupTwo fun facts about me, two fun facts.

punchlineOne, I've never been in a fight.

tagYou get it, you know?

tagI'm not like a fuck you say, Tabby Guy.

tagNever been in a fight.