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KILL TONY #492 - DUSTIN YBARRA (PHOENIX)

2021-02-16

Josh Jones

Bucket Pull

Watch Josh Jones's Kill Tony episode 492 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.82 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.63 punch density·1.00 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.82 punch density·2.00 tag density

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So back when shit was kind of normal here in Arizona,

tried to take my dad to the water park.

It was crazy though.

The kid at the ticket booth, he wouldn't let us in.

He stared at me.

I stared back and said, dude, what gives?

He replied with, "Sir, we don't let people into the park

after they've been cremated."

Yeah, I guess I didn't want dad clogging up

the water filters or some shit.

Don't worry, for those of you not laughing,

this is just a joke, okay?

I don't have the fucking dude's remains yet.

Yeah, no, he's still chilling.

Get it?

Funeral home, more fridge chilling?

No?

Might sound kind of crass, but I never went and picked his remains up.

But hear me out, dad's last wish is always were to just be thrown in a ditch somewhere.

So in a very roundabout way, he got what he wanted.

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setupSo back when shit was kind of normal here in Arizona,

setuptried to take my dad to the water park.

setupIt was crazy though.

setupThe kid at the ticket booth, he wouldn't let us in.

setupHe stared at me.

setupI stared back and said, dude, what gives?

setupHe replied with, "Sir, we don't let people into the park

punchlineafter they've been cremated."

tagYeah, I guess I didn't want dad clogging up

tagthe water filters or some shit.