Set 3 · Episode 671
Jay Legend
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[Bit 1]
Actually, probably stop smoking weed is fucking my life up.
I don't like how my brain is starting to work.
I think the weed is too good.
This is how I knew it was getting bad.
The other day, for 45 minutes, I watched a bird argue
with a squirrel.
And that's not even the part that let me know I was hot.
The part that let me know I was hot
was I could understand what they was arguing about.
It was real intense.
I'm going to let you all know what happened
since y'all wasn't there.
So I was outside, madder.
My business was squirrels, started
searching for food on the ground.
Out of nowhere, a bird flies past and shit near
where the squirrel trying to get food at.
This pissed the squirrel off.
I could tell it pissed him off
'cause he instantly looked up the bird.
He was like, "Hey, nigga, watch where you shittin'."
Which let me know instantly, "This is a black squirrel
and he on fucking business.
You don't fuck with black squirrels like that.
He'll pull up with a squirrel homey
and fuck this whole place up."
Yeah, it was getting real intense,
but I couldn't stay to see what happened
'cause like I said, I had been out there for 45 minutes
and my break was only 30, so I had to get back to fucking work.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Getting too high becomes so extreme that animal speech.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setupActually, probably stop smoking weed is fucking my life up.
setupI don't like how my brain is starting to work.
setupI think the weed is too good.
setupThis is how I knew it was getting bad.
setupThe other day, for 45 minutes, I watched a bird argue
setupwith a squirrel.
setupAnd that's not even the part that let me know I was hot.
setupThe part that let me know I was hot
punchlinewas I could understand what they was arguing about.
tagIt was real intense.