Set 9 · Episode 671
Nick Farrell
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·1.25 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.39 punch density·1.25 tag density·Large Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
We got a sexy crowd here tonight.
You guys give yourselves a hand for
coming out and being sexy.
Yeah.
Cool.
A couple of the wrong people clapped, but that's OK.
I didn't clap either.
I don't think I'm sexy.
[Bit 2]
I'm just not very smooth with women, I think, is my issue.
Like, I kind of just take my whole thing
any chance I get.
I was out at a bar talking to a girl the other night,
and it was surprisingly going kind of well.
And then, like, I don't know where she leaned in,
and she asked if I liked rough sex.
I don't know what to say to that, guys.
So I just try to, you know, play it cool, be honest.
And so I told her I have eczema.
So I might be, like, the roughest sex you ever fucking have,
I think she ever fucking have, baby.
Yeah, they didn't call me old 60 grit in high school
for no reason, you know?
Yeah, you guys like that way more than she liked it.
Surprisingly, though, we kept talking some,
and she was like, "I think it'd be hot
"if you could handcuff me to your bed frame."
And I was like, "I'm flattered,
"you think I have a bed frame?"
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Audience self-confidence implies sexiness, but reveals ugly exceptions.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupWe got a sexy crowd here tonight.
setupYou guys give yourselves a hand for
setupcoming out and being sexy.
punchlineA couple of the wrong people clapped, but that's OK.
tagI didn't clap either.
tagI don't think I'm sexy.