Set 12 · Episode 671
Treasure Jackson
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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.46 punch density·2.67 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.46 punch density·2.67 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
- I don't believe in necrophilia.
Who do you know that dies with their holes accessible?
You know, the Rig of Mortis sets in.
Somebody told me it makes it tighter,
but I don't know anybody who's just died
busted wide open, it's ridiculous.
[Bit 2]
If anyone has children here,
It is very important that you protect your children.
There are rappers running up to your kids,
not to molest them, they're trying to sample them
for their songs.
There's the kid who says, "Maybach music."
His mother drives a Honda.
That child will receive no reparations
and his mom will keep driving that Honda
until it breaks down and she has to take one of those
lemon limeskooters that you guys got.
[Bit 3]
It is extremely important how you treat people
because it will come back on you.
I met this dude and he told me,
oh shit, that is terrifying.
Okay, well, I'm wrapping it up from there, all right.
The dude said, oh, all right, all right, all right.
I met the dude and he told me that
he may or may not have gotten someone pregnant
when he was out of the country.
And I chose to look at him as a person
instead of the man who made that mistake.
And then later on in the evening, I farted.
And he looked at me so disgusted.
It was almost as if I had told him
that I abandoned a child in a foreign country.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Sex with a corpse implies taboo access, but reveals physical impracticality.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup- I don't believe in necrophilia.
setupWho do you know that dies with their holes accessible?
setupYou know, the Rig of Mortis sets in.
punchlineSomebody told me it makes it tighter,
tagbut I don't know anybody who's just died
tagbusted wide open, it's ridiculous.