Jamie Lee Simmons

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.60 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.53 punch density·0.60 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Feel like I look like Ariel if she collected

vibrators instead of forks.

[Bit 2]

Despite how I look, I do love my dad.

You know, I love my dad so much,

we share a one bedroom apartment together.

I hear some of your reactions, I see your faces.

You're like, how does she do that?

Fuck my dad, ah.

No, that's crazy, perverts, all of you.

No, it's easy, I stay in the master bedroom.

My dad stays on the mantle.

Yeah, I'll let that sink in.

Aw, you guys thought I had red hair and a dad?

Come on.

No, I haven't only fans.

RIP, he's proud.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Jamie Lee Simmons is like Ariel because both collect sexual curiosities.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupFeel like I look like Ariel if she collected

punchlinevibrators instead of forks.