
KT #697 - RFK JR + ARI SHAFFIR
2024-12-24
Set 10 · Episode 697
Jamie Lee Simmons
Bucket PullWoman
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.60 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.53 punch density·0.60 tag density
Watch Jamie Lee Simmons’s set
Skips to 1:34:27 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Feel like I look like Ariel if she collected
vibrators instead of forks.
[Bit 2]
Despite how I look, I do love my dad.
You know, I love my dad so much,
we share a one bedroom apartment together.
I hear some of your reactions, I see your faces.
You're like, how does she do that?
Fuck my dad, ah.
No, that's crazy, perverts, all of you.
No, it's easy, I stay in the master bedroom.
My dad stays on the mantle.
Yeah, I'll let that sink in.
Aw, you guys thought I had red hair and a dad?
Come on.
No, I haven't only fans.
RIP, he's proud.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Jamie Lee Simmons is like Ariel because both collect sexual curiosities.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setupFeel like I look like Ariel if she collected
punchlinevibrators instead of forks.