Joe Barnholt

Bucket PullMan

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This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.77 punch density·0.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Then I got divorced.

Hey, there's always a little bigger cheer for that one.

Statistically, that makes a lot of sense.

So don't cry for me, though. I got the house in Tahoe and the divorce.

And by that, I mean I live in my Chevy.

[Bit 2]

My ex and I are actually still good friends.

Turns out she's a lesbian.

Not saying that like a vindictive man,

like she's actually a lesbian.

And people ask me, "Joe, was there any indication,

"anything that would have told you she's a lesbian,

"aside from the fact that I'm a giant pussy

"and she ate me alive?"

Cannot, cannot say that there was any indication.

On a completely unrelated note,

did you guys know that scissoring really hurts your balls?

Like a lot.

You guys, I told that joke in Birmingham, Alabama,

and a guy yelled out, "You're doing it wrong!"

Way more progressive down there

than I was giving him credit for.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Getting the house in a divorce implies property, but reveals living in a car.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupThen I got divorced.

setupSo don't cry for me, though. I got the house in Tahoe and the divorce.

punchlineAnd by that, I mean I live in my Chevy.