Law

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.23 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 1:02:58 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- So when I was in high school,

girls would play this game called Fuck, Marry, Kill.

And it's like where you make a list

on who you'd rather fuck, marry, or kill.

And one time this girl made a list of me,

Shrek, and the donkey from Shrek.

Yeah, guess who got killed?

The girl who made the list.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, so my cousin--

my cousin just came out as gay on Facebook...

because I have his password.

[Bit 3]

I remember one time my girlfriend and I were having sex

and she kept saying, "Is it in yet?"

And as a man, that's not something you wanna hear

when you're fisting your girlfriend.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Guessing a humiliating game result implies self-deprecation, but reveals revenge murder.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- So when I was in high school,

setupgirls would play this game called Fuck, Marry, Kill.

setupAnd it's like where you make a list

setupon who you'd rather fuck, marry, or kill.

setupAnd one time this girl made a list of me,

setupShrek, and the donkey from Shrek.

setupYeah, guess who got killed?

punchlineThe girl who made the list.