Rick Schnoyer

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.31 punch density·0.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Yeah, so I was in the HEP parking lot the other day,

And I almost got hit by that thing.

I forget what it's called, but it's kind of like the human centipede,

except for shopping carts.

Yeah, I'm just minding my own business, and almost had a train ran on me.

Paint up my ass, you know?

[Bit 2]

I don't know, a train would be a lot. Give me a threesome though, any day.

Specifically one with two girls.

I feel like a threesome with a dude.

It's kind of like going to a diner and you order a sandwich,

and you get a big pickle on the side with it.

It's like I didn't ask for the pickle.

I don't really want the pickle there.

Because now it's going to get its taste all over the thing that I want to eat.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A cart train is like the human centipede because both involve linked bodies.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupYeah, so I was in the HEP parking lot the other day,

setupAnd I almost got hit by that thing.

setupI forget what it's called, but it's kind of like the human centipede,

punchlineexcept for shopping carts.