Sam Henderson

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.29 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 25:13 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I really just, really miss being a kid

just 'cause you were young and dumb,

you didn't have to have it all figured out.

When I was a kid, I thought,

I thought the word pedophile was someone who loved feet.

And it really shouldn't have been a problem,

but my dad was a podiatrist.

Told my whole fifth grade class,

when I grow up, I wanna be a pedophile like my dad.

[Bit 2]

I saw a pretty interesting stat online the other day,

I don't know if you guys know this.

Apparently conservative men consume the most trans porn.

I thought it was an odd way to find out I'm a conservative.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Pedophile' can mean child molester or foot lover.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup- I really just, really miss being a kid

setupjust 'cause you were young and dumb,

setupyou didn't have to have it all figured out.

setupWhen I was a kid, I thought,

punchlineI thought the word pedophile was someone who loved feet.

setupAnd it really shouldn't have been a problem,

punchlinebut my dad was a podiatrist.

setupTold my whole fifth grade class,

punchlinewhen I grow up, I wanna be a pedophile like my dad.