Sturm Worm

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.13 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.45 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- Yeah, so about a year ago, I got a lap dance

from a guy and I came in my couple of days later I downloaded the grinder app

within an hour I was getting head in a parking lot ten other messages from

dudes within a one mile radius begging me to suck my dick.

[Bit 2]

You know, it's always looked like the gays are having more fun.

After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion

that theory is correct.

I mean, my life is so gay.

I might as well be fucking dudes.

Pretty sure I'm not a homosexual,

but I can't keep going along with this farce.

That Mr. Stale may tie,

where all of y'all for being the straightest motherfucker

that's ever lived.

Fighting off the gay is exhausting.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Downloading Grindr could be instant sexual abundance.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setup- Yeah, so about a year ago, I got a lap dance

setupfrom a guy and I came in my couple of days later I downloaded the grinder app

setupwithin an hour I was getting head in a parking lot ten other messages from

punchlinedudes within a one mile radius begging me to suck my dick.