2024-06-18

Set 9 · Episode 668

Logan Gutconnect

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.31 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So I travel a lot.

I have to go through time zones when you travel.

And I don't get time zones.

I really don't.

Like, London is six hours ahead of New York.

Why won't those bastards warn us about 9/11?

Why won't they warn us?

[Bit 2]

I think we can all agree slavery is bad.

We can all agree slavery is bad.

But I don't think that it's the government's position

to force reparations.

It should be a personal thing.

That's why all my sugar babies are black.

[Bit 3]

But I love the bachelor.

I don't love being a bachelor, but I love the bachelor.

But it should be more realistic.

More obese people should be on there,

so I can see myself in the mirror.

But more obese people should be on "The Bachelor."

They should call it "My 600-lb Wife."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being six hours ahead implies only a time difference, but reveals they should warn us about 9/11.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I travel a lot.

setupI have to go through time zones when you travel.

setupAnd I don't get time zones.

setupI really don't.

setupLike, London is six hours ahead of New York.

punchlineWhy won't those bastards warn us about 9/11?

tagWhy won't they warn us?