Soul

Bucket PullManAsianMiddle-AgeSmall Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.39 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 56:38 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Shit, is he okay on this mic? I appreciate it. Any adoptees in the house? Joe, I know.

Okay. Yeah, that's what happens when you fail the SAT. I got a 2400. I was three years old.

I thought that she was pretty good. Not good enough for Asian parents. Fuck that, man.

Ship your ass to America. You know, the only people that can afford you. White people, thank you, Bob and Donna.

[Bit 2]

Ah shit, we'll eat anything man.

So when you think about the bedroom ladies,

ladies get with the nation,

I don't care what you think

about our fucking small dick stereotype.

When people eat dogs, I'll tear a little kitty up.

So you know, like we,

we'll do whatever it takes, fuck that.

It's not always like fresh fellas,

it's not HEB, you know, sometimes it's discount,

bottom row sushi.

So I keep soy sauce packets in my pocket

just to flavor it up.

See, I'll eat that cat.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being adopted could be what happens after failing the SAT at age three.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupShit, is he okay on this mic? I appreciate it. Any adoptees in the house? Joe, I know.

punchlineOkay. Yeah, that's what happens when you fail the SAT. I got a 2400. I was three years old.