Armando Hernandez

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.79 punch density·1.20 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.79 punch density·1.20 tag density

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Skips to 1:25:51 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hey, give it up for my pal Justin there, man.

The best guide dog that Skankfest can afford.

You know what I'm saying?

They really pulled out all the stops that got me a hopper human.

I tell you, man, let me get a little orientated here.

I don't want to just cling on to this thing like it's my fucking dick and I'm five years

old all night.

What, you ain't ever seen a blind dude use that location before?

It's gonna get really awkward when I start trying to touch the judges' faces and do some

roasting.

would be like, "Who got the Humpty Hump Nose?"

Or it's gonna be like Rocky Dennis from fucking Mask.

I'll be like, "You're beautiful on the inside."

[Bit 2]

Well, I'll tell you what.

I get often compared to Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles,

and I find it to be an anacurism,

mainly because there is a blind Latino

that's already famous.

You know, Feliz Navidad.

And you know, it's just way more accurate.

You know what?

Uh, uh, Ray Charles is pretty accurate. I love to do dope and lay the pipe. That's my time, folks.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A human guide could be a budget guide dog.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupHey, give it up for my pal Justin there, man.

punchlineThe best guide dog that Skankfest can afford.

tagYou know what I'm saying?

tagThey really pulled out all the stops that got me a hopper human.