Set 1 · Episode 690
Hector Garcia
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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.74 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·6 beats·0.74 punch density·0.75 tag density
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[Bit 1]
We got any fans of borderline racism in the house?
Yeah.
I'm Mexican, I'm on the fence about it.
You know I could go either way.
I like racism in fun places like, you know,
pool, you guys like pools?
My favorite racist game in the world, guys.
You go up to a pool table, what do you see?
Just the white ball chilling all free.
But the colored balls are all locked up, right?
You gotta bail them out.
What happens if you're colored, you fall off the table.
Back to jail, you go away to you post bond.
But when you're white, you slip through the cracks,
you come back at the other end, white ball privilege,
bro, they put you anywhere on that table you want,
man, line me up over here.
Got a good shot at that red and yellow motherfucker
by the rails.
Half the balls are white, right?
Like some kind of, still wanna see us on holes.
People chalking up, throwing up white powder
like LeBron James, they make the black ball go last,
like some kind of final boss you got a battle,
like showing up at the end of the movie.
But what happens, you accidentally make the black ball.
Everybody out of the water, we can't swim in that shit,
no more drain it, fill it back up again.
There's not even a Mexican ball. I think there's an undocumented Mexican ball.
Lives inside the pool table, comes out at night, does all the things that you want.
Why else would it look so nice? He's hiding from the white and green ball.
That's the Border Patrol ball, the 14. Thank you guys.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Being Mexican could be liking playful racism.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupWe got any fans of borderline racism in the house?
punchlineI'm Mexican, I'm on the fence about it.
tagYou know I could go either way.