2024-09-17
Set 4 · Episode 683
Grinch Martinez
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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.32 punch density·0.40 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
- So there I was this morning at breakfast
with my children watching InfoWars.
When I thought to myself, what would it be like
if Alex Jones started reciting I-Spice lyrics?
It would probably go something like,
you think you're the shit bitch?
You're not even the fart.
Stay tuned, we'll be right back.
I think Alex Jones is right, you know?
I think we should have a problem with gay frogs.
You're a gay frog listening to this, I don't hate you.
I love everybody, you know what I mean?
Just keep it away from my young tadpoles,
you know what I mean?
I got young fucking tadpoles impressionable.
[Bit 2]
So I was at Chick-fil-A the other day, right?
With my wife and kids,
which is what you do when you don't have the abortion.
[Bit 3]
I know I was thinking to myself,
"Why do they call it a Arnold Palmer?"
Arnold Palmer, for those of you that don't know,
he's just like an old white guy, played golf.
But Arnold Palmer, the drink is a mixed drink.
It's a half and half.
We shouldn't call it an Arnold Palmer.
We should call it a Tiger Woods.
You know, he's half Thai, half girl.
You know what I'm saying?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Alex Jones reciting Ice Spice could be conspiracy media using rap insults.”
Joke Type
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setup- So there I was this morning at breakfast
setupwith my children watching InfoWars.
setupWhen I thought to myself, what would it be like
setupif Alex Jones started reciting I-Spice lyrics?
setupIt would probably go something like,
setupyou think you're the shit bitch?
punchlineYou're not even the fart.
tagStay tuned, we'll be right back.