2024-09-17

Set 7 · Episode 683

Mike Ivy

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·1.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·5 beats·0.65 punch density·0.50 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Only way this place could be better

if there was a Chick-fil-A here.

Love a Chick-fil-A.

Chick-fil-A.

Oh my God, religion has done some bad stuff,

but Chick-fil-A is not one of them, am I right?

Why can't there be more fast food restaurants

based on an actual cult?

Come on.

Get some Scientology tacos, yummy.

How about a Jehovah's Witness Door Dash?

Come on.

Oh fuck, the food's here.

God damn it, fuck it, Jehovah's Witness Door Dash is here.

This burger tastes like Jehovah.

Nobody wants to, I like to go to Chick-fil-A

and tempt the faithful.

You know, walk up there.

How about we open this bitch up on a Sunday?

What do you think?

Yeah, yeah, no, all right.

How about let me get a number six.

Number six and another number six!

Make my sandwiches upside down!

If you do that at a Chick-fil-A,

if you do that at a Chick-fil-A,

free holy water with every order.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Religion could be a source of good fast food despite its harms.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupOnly way this place could be better

punchlineif there was a Chick-fil-A here.

tagLove a Chick-fil-A.

tagChick-fil-A.

setupOh my God, religion has done some bad stuff,

punchlinebut Chick-fil-A is not one of them, am I right?