Roman Schmidt

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[Bit 1]

So I grew up in a small town,

and one thing they say about small-town people

is that they're like racist and stuff.

And I can't say I remember a moment of racism,

but I also grew up Catholic,

so I'm pretty good at ignoring obvious problems.

Not true Catholics, though. Never done anal, so...

with a woman.

I found out that Brown and I was in reference to your asshole,

which shocked me 'cause my priests

referred to it as my flower, so...

[Bit 2]

Uh, living in Austin, this is my first, like,

real experience with, like, homeless people,

and I don't know about you guys,

but I get called a faggot a lot by the homeless.

It's to the point where I'm like,

"They know something I don't."

I've never questioned myself till I got here,

and I'm like, is it the way I walk?

Like, what?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Beat Premise

“Catholic upbringing could be why obvious racism gets ignored.”

Joke Type

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setupSo I grew up in a small town,

setupand one thing they say about small-town people

setupis that they're like racist and stuff.

setupAnd I can't say I remember a moment of racism,

setupbut I also grew up Catholic,

punchlineso I'm pretty good at ignoring obvious problems.