Miller Ford

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·1.25 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·1.25 tag density

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Skips to 38:50 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I have been told I look like Matthew McConaughey

with Down syndrome.

At least that's what my mom always told me.

[Bit 2]

I don't know about you guys, but I hope

whoever hired Pete Davidson

is a celebrity spokesman of Taco Bell got a raise.

'Cause I've never seen someone who looks more like

how Taco Bell makes me feel.

Tattooed and pale on the inside.

[Bit 3]

Yeah, I'm in a successful relationship right now.

relationship right now.

It's my first age gap relationship.

I think it's going well because I just went to her graduation.

I did not know middle schools had those things.

Yeah, every time I tell somebody I'm

in an age gap relationship, they look at me

like I'm some kind of creep or master manipulator.

And that is not the case at all.

I met my girlfriend the normal way.

I was her fifth grade P coach.

Yeah, I just got her number.

We stayed in touch during holidays.

And I checked in on her mom when she was sick.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Looking like Matthew McConaughey implies sex appeal, but reveals Down syndrome.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI have been told I look like Matthew McConaughey

punchlinewith Down syndrome.

tagAt least that's what my mom always told me.