Eric Gallegos

Bucket PullManLarge Joke Book

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·0.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density

Watch Eric Gallegos’s set

Skips to 1:27:37 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- You guys, I recently matched with a girl on Tinder

and her bio said fun and down to earth.

Yeah, I wish I knew that was code for living in a tent.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, I was walking down Sixth Street earlier

and I saw someone with a shirt that said end Alzheimer's.

It's like with what, a shotgun?

[Bit 3]

Do you all ever notice how potholes

and crackheads are really similar?

Yeah, you know, it's like they both spend

all their time in the street.

All they do is annoy people.

And when you run one over, you're like, ugh.

I blame the city.

[Bit 4]

Anyway, the election's finally over, right?

Some are really excited.

Some are really sad.

I mean, I'm worried because I'm pretty sure I'm getting kicked

out of women's basketball next year.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Down to earth" can mean pleasant personality or literally living in a tent.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup- You guys, I recently matched with a girl on Tinder

setupand her bio said fun and down to earth.

punchlineYeah, I wish I knew that was code for living in a tent.