J.P. Hinsdale

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.34 punch density·0.31 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 53:03 in the episode

[Bit 1]

You know what I love?

I love guns.

Yeah.

Guns are a permanent solution to a temporary problem,

mostly my medical bills.

[Bit 2]

The gun control laws in Texas are weird, though, man.

You know you can open carry an assault rifle and a sword?

What fucking caliber of gun do I need to get

to get you to fuck off back to the Renaissance fair?

Oh, I got shit to do today.

[Bit 3]

It's weird, it's like the governor wants us

to open carry everything, including a baby to term.

[Bit 4]

Listen, I'm not dumb enough to think I should have an opinion on abortion.

I do think it's funny that a guy in a wheelchair doesn't believe in accidents.

Because my mom does.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Permanent solution to a temporary problem" implies suicide, but reveals medical bills.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupYou know what I love?

setupI love guns.

setupGuns are a permanent solution to a temporary problem,

punchlinemostly my medical bills.