
KT #698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR
2024-12-31
Set 3 · Episode 698
Laman Merle Huber
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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.17 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·6 beats·0.33 punch density·0.17 tag density·Large Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
I go by Lee.
And those of you calling me "Stroke Lee"
well actually it's kind of cool, you can call me that.
[Bit 2]
I am divorced
and there's a lot of reasons for that divorce but
I guess the best one was that I had problems in the bedroom.
Yeah, every time we'd make love, I'd start coming.
I'd start laughing uncontrollably.
I'd make it crazy faces and she didn't like it.
So I went to the doctor, found out I'm suffering
from immature ejaculation.
[Bit 3]
But while I was there, he said,
you know, prostate, ejaculation is good for you, prostate.
You should tell your wife that.
She said, "You don't believe that shit.
You're gonna have to write me a prescription.
So I go home, "Hey, babe, remember that lecture
"you gave me the other day about
"following doctor's orders and shit?"
Well, here, and she looked at the prescription and said,
"That's awesome, why don't you take it to the pharmacy
"and get it filled?"
So that fucker at CVS hasn't stopped calling me
for refills.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Stroke Lee implies a mocking insult, but reveals he embraces it.”
Joke Type
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setupI go by Lee.
setupAnd those of you calling me "Stroke Lee"
punchlinewell actually it's kind of cool, you can call me that.