Peter Grant

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.19 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.19 punch density·0.25 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

You guys can probably tell by my accent

that I'm an alcoholic.

[Bit 2]

I, as rough as I seem, I get it.

My day job, I work with people with special needs.

Thank you, one person, fuck yeah.

I work in construction.

Yeah, so everyone that I work with has special needs.

[Bit 3]

I'm a carpenter, I hear you guys need a wall built.

Not by an immigrant.

[Bit 4]

Hell yeah, I only have myself to blame

for getting into construction as well,

because I took career advice from a man named Benny Benassi.

Couple familiarities, fuck yeah.

If you don't know the song,

the music video came out when I was 12 years old

and it was just a bunch of hot chicks

doing construction work in slow motion.

I was 12.

It's like, all right, captain, sign me up, right?

It was just--

- Push me, and then just touch me.

- Now I just get called queer for a living.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An accent implies foreign nationality, but reveals alcoholism.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupYou guys can probably tell by my accent

punchlinethat I'm an alcoholic.