Set 2 · Episode 661
Bald Mike
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[Bit 1]
Yeah, we're keeping it right huh all right. Well. Yeah, they call me bald Mike. It's not cuz I have cancer
I ain't dying don't worry. I just got a little alopecia. You know I mean a little bit of that jada pinket
It's coming handy sometimes.
I got it when I was young, so I had patches of hair and it got all frizzy.
It looked horrible.
But it really came in handy when my grandma died of all times.
My parents, after dealing with all the bullshit, they were like, "You know what?
Fuck it.
Let's go to Disney World."
And then when I was a kid, I was like, "Ooh, yay, Disney!
Ah!"
I was just like, "Cool, an amusement park.
Let's go."
Went, had a blast.
It was a great time.
But on the plane ride back, my parents were like,
"Fuck it, let's get loaded."
So they're just getting rum and coke, beers,
all that bullshit, left and fucking right.
And the second or third drink that they got,
the stewardess came up to my mom and was like,
"Listen, honey, I know this sounds weird,
"but God told me that I need to give you a hug."
And she's like, "Is the plane going down?
"What the fuck is happening?"
"Okay."
- Stands up.
- Gives her the hug.
And it wasn't until two weeks later that she realized like,
Oh, fuck, that's probably because they thought he was coming back from his Make-A-Wish trip.
From Disney World, dying ass.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Bald kid at Disney World implies fun trip but reveals strangers assumed Make-A-Wish.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupYeah, we're keeping it right huh all right. Well. Yeah, they call me bald Mike. It's not cuz I have cancer
setupI ain't dying don't worry. I just got a little alopecia. You know I mean a little bit of that jada pinket
setupIt's coming handy sometimes.
setupI got it when I was young, so I had patches of hair and it got all frizzy.
setupIt looked horrible.
setupBut it really came in handy when my grandma died of all times.
setupMy parents, after dealing with all the bullshit, they were like, "You know what?
setupFuck it.
setupLet's go to Disney World."
setupAnd then when I was a kid, I was like, "Ooh, yay, Disney!
setupAh!"
setupI was just like, "Cool, an amusement park.
setupLet's go."
setupWent, had a blast.
setupIt was a great time.
setupBut on the plane ride back, my parents were like,
setup"Fuck it, let's get loaded."
setupSo they're just getting rum and coke, beers,
setupall that bullshit, left and fucking right.
setupAnd the second or third drink that they got,
setupthe stewardess came up to my mom and was like,
setup"Listen, honey, I know this sounds weird,
setup"but God told me that I need to give you a hug."
setupAnd she's like, "Is the plane going down?
setup"What the fuck is happening?"
setup"Okay."
setup- Stands up.
setup- Gives her the hug.
setupAnd it wasn't until two weeks later that she realized like,
punchlineOh, fuck, that's probably because they thought he was coming back from his Make-A-Wish trip.
tagFrom Disney World, dying ass.