Set 5 · Episode 661
Cam Patterson
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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.17 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I've been around a lot of white people for a year now.
I've been in Austin for a whole year.
A whole year, dawg.
Y'all changed how I think about shit.
I say how I think about everything.
Like, I used to steal shit when I was a kid.
I used to steal a lot of shit.
And now when I see something, I can steal like a war.
I can buy it and then write it off on my taxes.
But that's how y'all steal. Y'all steal smart.
Y'all still smart.
Y'all still from the government, you know what I'm saying?
That's smart as shit.
Like, you was like, I used to break your houses.
I used to break houses when I was a kid.
Now I say, I was not going, ooh,
that house probably got great equity.
[Bit 2]
My homeboy can't leave the state of Florida
because he has a peer officer
and he got arrested for a lot of bullshit
and it hurt my heart.
He can't leave, that's my nigga and I love him.
We blocking that for nothing.
Not like that, not no gay shit,
That's my dog and I love him.
You feel what I'm saying?
And I love him, but I wanted to leave the state
and his pee officer said he couldn't leave
the state of Florida.
He said he couldn't leave.
And when she told him that, you know what I'm saying,
it hurt my heart, kind of like, that's my dog.
But y'all side of me was like,
well, if you wasn't doing bad shit, nigga,
you could leave the state of Florida.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Tax write-offs could be smart stealing.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupI've been around a lot of white people for a year now.
setupI've been in Austin for a whole year.
setupA whole year, dawg.
setupY'all changed how I think about shit.
setupI say how I think about everything.
setupLike, I used to steal shit when I was a kid.
setupI used to steal a lot of shit.
setupAnd now when I see something, I can steal like a war.
setupI can buy it and then write it off on my taxes.
punchlineBut that's how y'all steal. Y'all steal smart.
tagY'all still smart.
tagY'all still from the government, you know what I'm saying?
tagThat's smart as shit.