Set 6 · Episode 661
Sean Vance
Bucket PullMan
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.27 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.50 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I grew up black belt Christian.
We're talking ninth degree, non-denoms, all right?
And we believed that premarital sex
was just a direct ticket to hell.
Now, I didn't wanna go to hell,
but my banana was booking flights, dude.
[Bit 2]
People say the devil's in the details,
but dude, for me, he was in my wiener.
[Bit 3]
It was getting hard everywhere.
I was so ashamed just walking around
with this rock hard sin stick in my pants.
What I would do is I'd tuck it into my waistband
and I'd cinch my belt shut like,
"Ooh, you like that, you little pervert?"
My dick would be like, "Mmm, tighter."
[Bit 4]
It's fucking hard, dude.
I tried so hard to be a good boy,
but there's no winning with the dark lord in your drawers.
Yeah, you either service him during the day
or he destroys your underwear at night, right?
I just think it's unfair, right?
If God's gonna make it that way,
I think he should have done my laundry.
Not my mom.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Religious sexual urge becomes so extreme that it flies to hell.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setupI grew up black belt Christian.
setupWe're talking ninth degree, non-denoms, all right?
setupAnd we believed that premarital sex
setupwas just a direct ticket to hell.
setupNow, I didn't wanna go to hell,
punchlinebut my banana was booking flights, dude.