A.J. Iglesias

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.45 punch density·1.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 31:08 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I know that confuses some of you

because my face says Trump supporter,

but the name says "Ice Detention Center."

[Bit 2]

What an awkward ice raid that's got to be.

They knock on my door, they open it up,

and I'm like, "Hey, what's going on, man?"

Like, "Sir, he's white."

And, like, I still get arrested,

Not because I'm Mexican, because they found the mushrooms

in my coffee table, you know what I mean?

[Bit 3]

Honestly, the only way a guy like me gets any work nowadays

is if I stand outside of a Home Depot

and pray to God somebody needs a half pipe built, you know?

I don't just do half pipes.

I do stairs too, man.

Confuses all my jobs, man.

It's fucking awesome.

[Bit 4]

I work a lot of labor jobs.

They think they're getting some hard work in Mexican.

And my big dumb white ass shows up like, hey,

what's going on?

Can I vape in here?

Is that cool with you guys?

No, just all right, cool.

Yeah, yeah, most definitely.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A white face implies Trump supporter, but reveals ICE detention target.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI know that confuses some of you

setupbecause my face says Trump supporter,

punchlinebut the name says "Ice Detention Center."