2025-07-22
Set 11 · Episode 728
John Bechdel
Bucket PullManSmall Joke Book
Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.20 tag density·1 set
This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.29 punch density·0.20 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
I had told like many of y'all,
how many of y'all are on dates here tonight?
Because like war was declared for a second,
that oh look I'm scared to go to war pussy, you know.
Like how many here, men are dogs, am I right?
Men are like dogs, white women fuck them occasionally.
[Bit 2]
They took down the, they took down the billboard
outside my place with a kid who OD'd on fentanyl.
I guess he got better.
[Bit 3]
Give it up for the sleepy time tea bear.
That motherfucker's been sleeping on the job
for 40 fucking years.
Has anyone checked him?
It might be like the dead the entire time tea bear.
Like, motherfucker OD'd on hibiscus.
[Bit 4]
Yeah, so yeah, I'm really glad we didn't go to war.
'Cause like, if a new kid outside San Diego,
I don't think Mountain Dew would like last
after the Baja blast of 2025.
[Bit 5]
Yo, those Ninja Turtles, they're always saying Cowabunga.
Those motherfuckers should be asking howabunga.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"Men are dogs" could be white women fucking literal dogs.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupI had told like many of y'all,
setuphow many of y'all are on dates here tonight?
setupBecause like war was declared for a second,
setupthat oh look I'm scared to go to war pussy, you know.
setupLike how many here, men are dogs, am I right?
punchlineMen are like dogs, white women fuck them occasionally.