Angelo Sibyl

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Skips to 54:31 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I thought I got molested one time.

[Bit 2]

I just found out my dog's gay.

You know, I got him from the shelter.

And I started thinking he was gay because he

kept doing a lot of gay shit.

But what confirmed my suspicions was I took him out,

I fed him, and I left to work.

But when I got home, I opened the door,

and he was sitting on the couch,

and this time the peanut butter was on his nuts.

So I did it that one time, but, you know,

I'm getting rid of him now.

Not 'cause he's gay, I'm not getting rid of him

'cause he's gay, that'd be fucked up.

I'm getting rid of him 'cause I was gone for work

for a couple weeks, and I got home earlier than expected,

and when I got home, he was fucking a black dude.

So I can't have that, man.

[Bit 3]

They say chicks dig scars, but you don't see

burn victims getting a lot of pussy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“I thought I got molested one time.”

Joke Type

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Lines

punchlineI thought I got molested one time.