2024-03-12
Set 5 · Episode 654
Cam Patterson
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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.38 punch density·3.00 tag density
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Skips to 45:14 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I don't do crowd work no more at shows.
Somebody fucked it up for y'all.
I was doing a show one time and I asked the guy,
"Man, what you do for work?"
He was like, "I fuck your mother every two,
"dang Thursday, her pussy was bad."
And my whole set went straight down here.
I had no response for that bullshit
'cause listen, the first part, okay, you know what I'm saying?
Fuck my mom, cool, you feel me?
But her pussy been bad, that's some fucked up shit, sir.
I would like to, my mama got great pussy.
That's what I would like to think.
I don't know, but I would like to think that.
[Bit 2]
I also have a good pussy theory.
Hear me out, all right?
I think if you got good, if you have good pussy,
your kids got, you got good hair.
That's what that is.
If your mama got good pussy, you got good hair.
Like you ma'am, mama had good pussy.
You sir, your mama had good pussy.
That nigga ball, so.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A crowd-work insult implies generic trash talk, but reveals specific criticism about a mother's body.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI don't do crowd work no more at shows.
setupSomebody fucked it up for y'all.
setupI was doing a show one time and I asked the guy,
setup"Man, what you do for work?"
setupHe was like, "I fuck your mother every two,
setup"dang Thursday, her pussy was bad."
setupAnd my whole set went straight down here.
setupI had no response for that bullshit
setup'cause listen, the first part, okay, you know what I'm saying?
setupFuck my mom, cool, you feel me?
punchlineBut her pussy been bad, that's some fucked up shit, sir.
tagI would like to, my mama got great pussy.
tagThat's what I would like to think.
tagI don't know, but I would like to think that.