Gordon Sumner

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.29 punch density·1.50 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

So I got a problem with Pete Davidson, okay?

He's too tall, he's too good at comedy,

and his dick is too big, okay?

But you know what he proves?

You can't be great at comedy, you can't be tall,

and have a father.

[Bit 2]

Anybody here do jujitsu?

You look like the kind of guy that does jujitsu,

this guy right here.

Hold on.

Let me pause for a second.

You look like the kind of guy that does jujitsu.

You do jujitsu?

Oh my God.

I got a problem with jujitsu people too, you know?

Because first of all, it's very erotic of a sport.

You're either a top or a bottom, right?

You get this crazy cauliflower eye, ear.

And then if you ever want to fight one of these weirdos, they say, "All right, come

on!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Pete Davidson both has every male advantage and yet lacks a father.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupSo I got a problem with Pete Davidson, okay?

setupHe's too tall, he's too good at comedy,

setupand his dick is too big, okay?

setupBut you know what he proves?

setupYou can't be great at comedy, you can't be tall,

punchlineand have a father.