Jason Vest

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Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·1.13 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.60 punch density·1.25 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Little bit about me, I'm a retired veteran.

I served 20 years in the military.

Make some noise for that.

I am a 100% disabled American war hero.

When I tripped and fell and my boys come

during a motel gangbang in 1996, people.

[Bit 2]

I was lied to when I joined the military.

I was lied to.

The recruiter told me, Jason, you gonna be saving lives

on the battlefield of Baghdad, Iraq.

I was not saving lives on the battlefield of Baghdad, Iraq.

I was giving grown men STD tests.

I wasn't saving lives on the battlefield.

I was a pecker checker.

I was saving Ryan's privates one fat cock at a time.

I was the dick doctor of Baghdad

and I'm proud to be an American.

You don't have an STD.

Wrap it up next time and you'll be fine

from herpes and HPV.

But now I have PTSD 'cause five of them dicks

I handled were black.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A disabled war hero implies combat sacrifice, but reveals a motel gangbang injury.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupLittle bit about me, I'm a retired veteran.

setupI am a 100% disabled American war hero.

setupWhen I tripped and fell and my boys come

punchlineduring a motel gangbang in 1996, people.