2024-03-12

Set 11 · Episode 654

Matt Cohen

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[Bit 1]

So when I was in seventh grade,

I had a friend named JT,

and one night on the phone,

JT asked if he could sleep over at my house,

and I said, "Sure, cool, no problem."

Well, he said, "When I sleep over at your house,

"I got something to show you."

Okay, we were really into rap music,

and I had the double disc album of Bone Dugs in Harmony,

The Art of War.

I was like, thank you.

So I was really excited to show him that CD,

like we're gonna listen to hip hop music together

'cause that's what white boys in seventh grade did,

listen to rap music and sleepovers.

So there's a big build up, it's coming, it's coming.

So it's Friday night, he's at the house,

we're sleeping over, hanging out,

listening to Bone Thugs in Harmony, Art of War.

And we listen to everything, listen to all the hits.

Body Rot, Thug Love, Look Into My Eyes, you know it.

So last song plays, JT says,

I'm ready to show you my surprise.

Can I keep going?

- Yeah, man.

- There's the stupid bear, go, fucking go, dude.

Go get to it bro.

- You guys wanna know what his surprise was?

His dick, his pre-teen cock.

He started stroking his dick.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A sleepover surprise implies sharing music, but reveals a preteen exposing himself.”

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setupSo when I was in seventh grade,

setupI had a friend named JT,

setupand one night on the phone,

setupJT asked if he could sleep over at my house,

setupand I said, "Sure, cool, no problem."

setupWell, he said, "When I sleep over at your house,

setup"I got something to show you."

setupOkay, we were really into rap music,

setupand I had the double disc album of Bone Dugs in Harmony,

setupThe Art of War.

setupI was like, thank you.

setupSo I was really excited to show him that CD,

setuplike we're gonna listen to hip hop music together

setup'cause that's what white boys in seventh grade did,

setuplisten to rap music and sleepovers.

setupSo it's Friday night, he's at the house,

setupwe're sleeping over, hanging out,

setuplistening to Bone Thugs in Harmony, Art of War.

setupAnd we listen to everything, listen to all the hits.

setupBody Rot, Thug Love, Look Into My Eyes, you know it.

setupSo last song plays, JT says,

setupI'm ready to show you my surprise.

setup- You guys wanna know what his surprise was?

punchlineHis dick, his pre-teen cock.

punchlineHe started stroking his dick.