Sydney Abusawan

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.44 punch density·0.75 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

So I used to be the proud owner of two testicles.

Yep.

But I was surgically transformed,

not into the uno breast-obe, but into the uniballer.

[Bit 2]

Cancer taught me a valuable life lesson.

Ball is life.

[Bit 3]

I also had another surgery after my chemotherapy

to remove some cancerous lymph nodes in my abdominal area.

The side effects, although temporary, were unbelievable.

I could experience and feel the sensation of an orgasm,

but no cum would come out.

I was literally shooting blanks.

Free birthday control right here.

Pull out game, fucking weak.

[Bit 4]

About a year later, it finally happened.

I came, came for the first time.

My girlfriend licked at me

with tears streaming down her face.

I said, "Baby, what's wrong?"

She mentioned, "We can have a baby."

And that's when I realized my pull out game was indeed weak.

I had unknowingly impregnated her sister.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Losing a testicle could be a transformation into a uniballer.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setupSo I used to be the proud owner of two testicles.

setupBut I was surgically transformed,

punchlinenot into the uno breast-obe, but into the uniballer.