Set 7 · Episode 672
Brittany Martinez
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.50 punch density·2.00 tag density·Large Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
My husband's an Army Ranger.
People try and compliment me with, you're so strong.
You're with someone who's fighting for our country.
And I just agree and say, yeah, thanks.
But I don't tell them that I just binged 12 seasons
of Supernatural, masturbated three times,
and ate some slices of pizza in between.
So you're welcome for my service.
Just doing my job.
[Bit 2]
My husband's a tattoo artist now.
Sometimes he tattoos these tiny little bitches,
and they go, oh, that's spicy when he's tattooing them.
And I'm like, nah, you know what's fucking spicy, bitch?
when your husband just pounds two pounds
of frickin' buffalo wings and plays thumb war
with your fuckin' clit without washing his hands.
That's fuckin' spicy!
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Military spouse strength implies noble sacrifice, but reveals only Netflix bingeing and masturbation.”
Joke Type
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setupMy husband's an Army Ranger.
setupPeople try and compliment me with, you're so strong.
setupYou're with someone who's fighting for our country.
setupAnd I just agree and say, yeah, thanks.
setupBut I don't tell them that I just binged 12 seasons
punchlineof Supernatural, masturbated three times,
tagand ate some slices of pizza in between.
tagSo you're welcome for my service.
tagJust doing my job.