Set 9 · Episode 672
Cam Patterson
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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.17 punch density·1.50 tag density
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Skips to 1:23:52 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I went back home, I went back home this weekend
and I wrote on Spirit to get home.
I don't know if y'all noticed, and that's not funny, bitch.
I'm ethical with my money.
I rode on Spirit, got like these two big seats
I know it's with Spirit, got like these two big seats
like in the front, so you can feel like you in first class
with the Spirit.
And I did that.
I rode on the big seat, but I think it's fucking stupid.
'Cause like, I rode on the big--
Buying the big first class seat on Spirit
is like buying a quarter-sized seat to a WNBA game.
It's like, "Nigga, I can see they deal those, nigga.
They still erect."
She did drop-bros on the floor.
[Bit 2]
And my whole--
I want to take my whole family to Universal
because I'm getting a little money now.
I'm still ethical about getting a little money, you feel me?
So I told them, I told them I wanted to get Fastpass tickets
for my whole family, right?
So I went, hey, let me get five Fastpass tickets.
And later, we're like, that's going to be $872.
I'm like, let me get one Fastpass ticket.
We'll pat that bitch around like a blunt, nigga.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Spirit first class upgrade is like a WNBA front-row seat because both are still bad products.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setupI went back home, I went back home this weekend
setupand I wrote on Spirit to get home.
setupI'm ethical with my money.
setupI rode on Spirit, got like these two big seats
setupI know it's with Spirit, got like these two big seats
setuplike in the front, so you can feel like you in first class
setupwith the Spirit.
setupAnd I did that.
setupI rode on the big seat, but I think it's fucking stupid.
setup'Cause like, I rode on the big--
setupBuying the big first class seat on Spirit
punchlineis like buying a quarter-sized seat to a WNBA game.
tagIt's like, "Nigga, I can see they deal those, nigga.
tagThey still erect."
tagShe did drop-bros on the floor.