Set 4 · Episode 672
Cannon Miller
Bucket PullSmall Joke Book
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.18 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.18 punch density·0.33 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
- So why is it that mentally disabled guys
just love getting naked?
Yeah, I don't know what that's about,
but they just love taking their clothes off.
And I say that 'cause I was at a Boy Scout camp
when I was a kid and we had this mentally disabled kid
in our cabin, this albino kid, he was super sweet.
But anyway, he goes to the shower
and we hear him yell for help and we're like,
oh God, like, you know, let's go,
he probably fell, we gotta go help him out.
We open the stall door to the shower
And then there he is just, you know,
handling his package right in front of us,
just really going at it.
And I'll never be able to look at a white snake
the same ever again.
But anyway, we were like, you know,
I'm not equipped to handle this.
So we go and I tell the scout master, you know,
go make sure, see if he needs any like actual help.
And I sat there and I thought about it.
And I was like, just left a scout master alone
with a naked miner.
And so that's the story of my first threesome.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"white snake" can mean albino boy's penis or the rock band White Snake.”
Joke Type
double-meaningLines
setup- So why is it that mentally disabled guys
setupjust love getting naked?
setupYeah, I don't know what that's about,
setupbut they just love taking their clothes off.
setupAnd I say that 'cause I was at a Boy Scout camp
setupwhen I was a kid and we had this mentally disabled kid
setupin our cabin, this albino kid, he was super sweet.
setupBut anyway, he goes to the shower
setupand we hear him yell for help and we're like,
setupoh God, like, you know, let's go,
setuphe probably fell, we gotta go help him out.
setupWe open the stall door to the shower
setupAnd then there he is just, you know,
setuphandling his package right in front of us,
setupjust really going at it.
punchlineAnd I'll never be able to look at a white snake
tagthe same ever again.