JK Spindler

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I've had terrible luck lately.

My car is really see stolen.

Cops didn't do shit.

It's crazy now, I'm calling 911 nowadays,

it's just a dude showing up an hour later going,

damn, that's wild, it just leaves.

[Bit 2]

I said, "Good news though,

down 50 pounds this year yeah yeah don't clap don't clap I just want to get

Adderall that's all I did yo so it's all your problems I always say Adderall you

still get done today you make today 36 hours long turns out also great furry

finances I'm making 20 30 percent more money each year it's really easy anyone

can do it all I got do is is take Adderall then I'll pay taxes that's it

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Calling 911 implies help is coming, but reveals only a guy who says "damn that's wild" and leaves.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI've had terrible luck lately.

setupMy car is really see stolen.

setupCops didn't do shit.

setupIt's crazy now, I'm calling 911 nowadays,

setupit's just a dude showing up an hour later going,

punchlinedamn, that's wild, it just leaves.