Aaron Belial

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.64 punch density·1.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Before I started performing I was the only mute person I knew but now I've got all these

fucking mute people coming to my shows.

Every time they laugh it sounds like mating season in the Arctic.

I've been forced to demand all wheelchair ramps be removed from my shows.

I don't need any more walrus fuck sounds from the darkness.

If this keeps up, I'm gonna bring in the Alaskan Seal Clubber Association for crowd control.

These people are crazy man.

[Bit 2]

One new chick's mom kept trying to get me too.

Mate with her?

She's all.

My daughter is just like you.

Feel her titty.

I have nothing against girls in wheelchairs, but we should at least wait for her to wake

up before I touch her boobies.

I'm not gonna touch lumpy or bumpy.

I ain't gonna be the first retarded guy to get me toot.

Not today, bitch.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Mute fans laughing is like Arctic mating season because both sound like distant walruses.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupBefore I started performing I was the only mute person I knew but now I've got all these

setupfucking mute people coming to my shows.

punchlineEvery time they laugh it sounds like mating season in the Arctic.