Andrew Avila

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[Bit 1]

So it's a good thing I'm not sitting around a bunch of black people because it's probably

gonna offend some people, right?

So I don't think George Floyd died from that knee on his neck, right?

And let me tell you why.

Derek Chauvin was all about what, 135, 59?

Anyone ever had a fucking torta sit on their face?

Yeah, I'm talking about pretty Mexican chicks weighing from 180 to 250.

Just straight fucking crushing your fucking face, homie.

[Bit 2]

Princess needs to lay off the hot cheetos. I mean looking like job with a hood fucking strangling for fucking air

Hey, it doesn't matter she's on her period has some old fucking nut in her pussy

I'll be licking that asshole to making a fucking Neapolitan shape dude. Let's fucking go

That's fucking right

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Chauvin's knee is like a torta because both involve face compression.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupSo it's a good thing I'm not sitting around a bunch of black people because it's probably

setupgonna offend some people, right?

setupSo I don't think George Floyd died from that knee on his neck, right?

setupAnd let me tell you why.

setupDerek Chauvin was all about what, 135, 59?

punchlineAnyone ever had a fucking torta sit on their face?

tagYeah, I'm talking about pretty Mexican chicks weighing from 180 to 250.

tagJust straight fucking crushing your fucking face, homie.