Set 7 · Episode 666
Cam Patterson
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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.23 punch density·0.50 tag density
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Skips to 1:18:06 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I got some big news, dawg.
I'm having a kid.
What's out here for?
We finna kill that nigga, dawg.
Fuck that baby bitch, he dying.
We murdering that nigga, man!
Okay, wait, wait.
I shouldn't say murder.
Murder is a bad word.
We finna obliterate that nigga, dog!
[Bit 2]
I'ma tell you something.
I'ma tell you some real shit.
All my homeboys been telling me like,
"Cam, you can't kill a baby, you live in Texas,
but I'm a criminal, so it don't matter.
I've been a criminal for a long time now.
Fuck that baby."
The worst thing I think about, though,
is that she waiting too long to have the abortion
so the baby is kind of like sitting in her stomach
and they coming like one and I feel like the baby
talking to her like, "Hey, please.
Please, mom, don't kill me.
I might be like a lawyer or a doctor or something."
And when she gonna sleep, I whisper in her ear like,
"Don't listen to that nigga.
He's a liar just like his father."
[Bit 3]
And I can tell you something Tony,
I'm never gonna have this problem again
Because I found this new invention they call condoms.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Announcing a pregnancy implies celebration, but reveals wanting an abortion.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI got some big news, dawg.
setupI'm having a kid.
setupWhat's out here for?
punchlineWe finna kill that nigga, dawg.
tagFuck that baby bitch, he dying.
tagWe murdering that nigga, man!