Set 1 · Episode 666
Casey Rocket
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[Bit 1]
Last time I did ketamine was recently, and...
Whoops. And...
But ketamine fits my active lifestyle.
And by active lifestyle, I mean, oh, shit.
This is a true story.
Me and my friend were on ketamine.
And it's not a relapse if it's ketamine.
And we had-- that's in the Bible.
And we had each other by the shoulders.
And we were rocking in perfect synchronicity.
This is true.
We were staring each other in the eyes.
and we were praying as fast as we could.
And I don't know if you've ever prayed on ketamine,
but those had to have been some fucking confusing prayers.
Just, dear Lord, please make me big and small
at the same time, sweet Lord.
Please give me a water bed full of whole milk, sweet God.
Just, I always picture God in heaven
watching all the prayers go by.
And he's like, what was that fucking last one?
It's like, should we OD these guys?
She's like, good luck.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Ketamine use implies relapse, but reveals it does not count as relapse and is in the Bible.”
Joke Type
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setupLast time I did ketamine was recently, and...
setupBut ketamine fits my active lifestyle.
setupAnd by active lifestyle, I mean, oh, shit.
setupThis is a true story.
setupMe and my friend were on ketamine.
punchlineAnd it's not a relapse if it's ketamine.
tagAnd we had-- that's in the Bible.