Set 4 · Episode 666
Dr. Phil
Bucket Pull
Career avg·8.00 bits/set·21.00 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.27 tag density·1 set
This set·8 bits·21 beats·0.25 punch density·0.27 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Casey Rocket looks like he blows his nose with his hands.
Pretty funny because it's true.
Casey Rocket looks like if a mothball came to life.
Casey looks like his whole set.
He's trying to escape a crocodile for some fucking reason.
Always want to know what a clown looked like under the face paint.
We got it.
Casey looks like a...
Casey looks like a "Where are they now?" of Nickelodeon molestations.
[Bit 2]
Cam Patterson has the posture of a stepdad, the belly in the shoulders, the shoulders
back, the belly out.
Cam looks like Petey Diddy's pool boy.
Cam's a great storyteller.
There was a court called, he said, "Perjury."
Cam's the one maxing that got pregnant during the movie Friday after next.
That's why she calls him Mike Oops.
[Bit 3]
You know, William looks like he puts peanut butter on the dog's dick and then looks it
off.
William looks like he should be on a Confederate coin.
You know, William looks like he sits down to pee but stands up to poop, but I've done
that so...
[Bit 4]
All right, well, I saw a food truck out front, so I assumed...
Good save, good save.
Thanks, Tony.
You know, David looks like he should be Ozen picking cotton, but I wrote that.
David has 100% chance of dying on Rocky Road.
the ice cream or police brutality.
We'll be right back.
That's an impression of David's, Dale, come on.
We'll be right back is one of my favorite phrases.
It's also an impression of David's feet before diabetes takes him.
We'll keep her right here.
That's one of my other favorite phrases.
You probably heard me say, we'll keep her right here.
We'll keep her right here.
That's also my impression of David when a waiter tries to take away his dessert, you
know, he just wants to leave it where it is, player.
David's got a forehead like Roger from American Dad.
I'm sorry, that's probably triggering since you never saw yours.
[Bit 5]
You know, Hans looks like the second coolest kid on the math team.
He -- Why does Hans look like he bows after he comes?
Is that just me?
Yeah, Hans is so retarded, he'd have to compete in the special squid games.
[Bit 6]
You know, this battle between Hans and Rick, it's gotten so vicious.
I haven't seen this much bad blood in the forum since Magic Johnson's last game, but
You know, Rick is, you know, Rick versus Hans.
This looks like a fight in a cancer ward.
It's incel versus cancel.
Rick, Rick, you look like the star of a cartoon
called Bob's Asperger's.
Rick is from Spain, so can you Spain to me
where the fuck your chin went?
[Bit 7]
Red Band is, you know, Red Band is,
Red Band, you sound like the voice behind the camera
on every casting couch born.
Red band is so creepy he's not even allowed within 50 yards of his inner child.
[Bit 8]
I've been watching you from afar even though you're dressed like an agent for e-gamers.
You know Tony killed on the Tom Brady roast.
Did you see Tony on the Tom Brady roast?
Fucking destroyed.
He fucking destroyed.
He made Brady his bitch.
He came out gums-a-blazing and he just destroyed.
No Tony is maybe one of the quickest minds I've ever seen.
One more time for Tony Hinchcliffe.
This guy, I met him 25 years ago and he hasn't stopped bringing it.
He does look like he runs an ice cream parlor on Epstein Island but he's one of the funniest
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Casey Rocket's appearance is like a mothball because both share the same musty, shapeless quality.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setupCasey Rocket looks like he blows his nose with his hands.
punchlineCasey Rocket looks like if a mothball came to life.