Joel Jimenez

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.27 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.27 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I didn't have the DARE program growing up.

I did have a bunch of cholos saying, "Smoke this, I dare you."

And I did. All of it.

And that's just a cool way to tell a stadium of people that I've done methamphetamines.

[Bit 2]

I recently found out that Shaquille O'Neal is a cop.

I don't know if you guys know this.

You can Google it. I'm not making it up.

Uh, he's so tall.

Could you imagine what Shaq's body cam footage looks like?

It's just a beautiful shot of the LA skyline.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"DARE" can mean a drug prevention program or a literal challenge to use drugs.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI didn't have the DARE program growing up.

punchlineI did have a bunch of cholos saying, "Smoke this, I dare you."

tagAnd I did. All of it.