John Luna

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.71 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.71 punch density·0.67 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I'm a big guy. I've always been a big guy. When I was four months old I was 28 pounds.

My mom should be in jail dude. That's horrible.

I think she was breast-hovening me or chopped, I feel like that's the only way that could have happened.

[Bit 2]

I'm Mexican but I grew up around a lot of white people so like I'm Mexican like the song Feliz Navidad, you know?

Like from afar it seems very Latino then you get close and you're like this is all in English actually.

Seems like they should have studied more in school, seems like the only two Spanish words they know are Feliz Navidad.

[Bit 3]

I do want to be more Mexican though, like I want to lean into it. I want to be like a Cholo, you know, I

Want to get a teardrop tattoo?

But I'll get the one that's not filled in if you don't know that means you tried to kill someone and you failed

Which will be fine as long as no one finds out it was myself, you know

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A giant infant could be evidence of criminal breastfeeding.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI'm a big guy. I've always been a big guy. When I was four months old I was 28 pounds.

punchlineMy mom should be in jail dude. That's horrible.

tagI think she was breast-hovening me or chopped, I feel like that's the only way that could have happened.