Sean McCobb

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.42 punch density·0.67 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

So I think there's a direct correlation between girls that own cats and have a stinky vagina.

It's because, you know, they never clean their box as often as they should, obviously.

But I was actually tattooing this stripper's asshole, and she got a pentagram around it,

and that shit was wafting at me.

And I don't know if you've ever walked by a dumpster and been like, "There's definitely

something dead inside there."

But that was what I smelled.

And then to top it off, she queefed in my face.

That was pretty rude.

But, uh, yeah, so...

It didn't stop me from dating her for a few months, though.

You know, you gotta get in where you fit in, you know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"box" can mean a cat's litter box or a woman's vagina.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo I think there's a direct correlation between girls that own cats and have a stinky vagina.

punchlineIt's because, you know, they never clean their box as often as they should, obviously.