Sophie Forcioli

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·0.75 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 1:41:34 in the episode

[Bit 1]

-My husband's a nurse. Married a nurse.

I'm also a nurse, and I married him

because I believe in equality and relationships, okay?

That, and I couldn't pull a doctor, all right?

Looks wise, I know what category women I fall into.

nurses where we landed the plane, okay? It's good. Happy to be off the streets

[Bit 2]

though, married. When I was single, I made out with this guy and he was like, "Hey, I

don't have a condom, but I got a grocery bag." I was like, "Are you trying to fuck me with a

grocery bag right now, dude? What store?"

Think of myself as more of a Whole Foods woman.

He was like, "It's food for less."

I was like, "Get the fuck outta here."

Have I no self-respect?

Huh?

Gotta make a poor decision, then end up at the doctor,

and then be like, "Yo, I don't know.

"You got some crazy bacteria in there."

I'm be like, "Yes, Yvonne's produce section, bitch.

"I don't know, bad decisions."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Marrying for equality implies principle, but reveals not attracting doctors.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup-My husband's a nurse. Married a nurse.

setupI'm also a nurse, and I married him

setupbecause I believe in equality and relationships, okay?

punchlineThat, and I couldn't pull a doctor, all right?