Wendy Cressly

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[Bit 1]

I haven't always been in rooms full of beautiful people.

As a matter of fact, I got back down too long ago from a federally funded vacation, aka

Fed War Prison, Club Fed.

[Bit 2]

And it's one of those things I did 30 months.

So I did 24 months in and then six months on house arrest, which I've never been so

grateful to be such white trash in my life because when you live in an RV or a trailer

park house arrest is a totally different thing. When your house has wheels, it's not exactly

[Bit 3]

the same sort of punishment, is it? So I always wished for a lot of things when I was a kid,

but be careful what you wish for. Because I prayed and prayed when I was a little girl

for bunk beds. It took until I was 37, but I got bunk beds. I was in a federal prison

full of women, the biggest federal prison in the country.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Beat Premise

“A prison sentence could be a federally funded vacation.”

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setupI haven't always been in rooms full of beautiful people.

setupAs a matter of fact, I got back down too long ago from a federally funded vacation, aka

punchlineFed War Prison, Club Fed.